What do athiests worship?

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What do athiests worship?

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"What do atheists worship?"
"Nothing."
"Well, then what's their God?"
"Nobody."
"Well, do they have a religious book?"
"No."
"Could you at least tell me who started it?"
"Nobody."
"Dear God, does it sound like such a boring sort of religion!"
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The problem with a self made man is that he worships his creator.
-“The Bible treated allegorically becomes putty in the hands of the exegete.” John Walvoord

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Atheists have no songs either! :D

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They worship

Sex
pleasure
lazyness
cowardice
selfishness
greed
lust
power
jelousy

Do I need to go on?
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jlay wrote:The problem with a self made man is that he worships his creator.
It's posts like this that make me wish you could make thumbs up here :esmile: ... or at least have a "thumbs up" icon/smiley.
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I was going to say "themselves" ? but that list pretty much summed it up.
To sustain the belief that there is no God, atheism has to demonstrate infinite knowledge, which is tantamount to saying, “I have infinite knowledge that there is no being in existence with infinite knowledge".
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