Once upon a time, a scientist came up with the conclusion that he could form life without God being in the Equation. One day, he came up to God and said:
God, you say you create life, but i can be a god also, because in my lab, i am able to create life. We(talking about science) dont need you. We are as smart and capable as you are.
God responded by saying: Sure, Billy (God knew his name, obviously because God is all knowing ) So, you think you have come up to the conclusion that the creation is more capable then his master huh?
When the face off started, the Scientist bent over and picked up some dirt, to create life form in the same way God had done.
God, almost laughing told Billy: Bil, get your own dirt.
The Face off between the Scientist and God
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The Face off between the Scientist and God
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Re: The Face off between the Scientist and God
There is no face off nor is their conflict between science and God.
Science helps us to understand God better, not replace God.
Now, scientists are another matter, LOL !
Especially when they decide to be "philosophers" or "theologians".
Science helps us to understand God better, not replace God.
Now, scientists are another matter, LOL !
Especially when they decide to be "philosophers" or "theologians".
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Re: The Face off between the Scientist and God
yes, the joke was about a scientist, ultimatly (representing prideful scientists) lol
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Re: The Face off between the Scientist and God
lol
It would be a blessing if they missed the cairns and got lost on the way back. Or if
the Thing on the ice got them tonight.
I could only turn and stare in horror at the chief surgeon.
Death by starvation is a terrible thing, Goodsir, continued Stanley.
And with that we went below to the flame-flickering Darkness of the lower deck
and to a cold almost the equal of the Dante-esque Ninth Circle Arctic Night
without.
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the Thing on the ice got them tonight.
I could only turn and stare in horror at the chief surgeon.
Death by starvation is a terrible thing, Goodsir, continued Stanley.
And with that we went below to the flame-flickering Darkness of the lower deck
and to a cold almost the equal of the Dante-esque Ninth Circle Arctic Night
without.
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Re: The Face off between the Scientist and God
Gotcha smartypants (referring to Bill).
The first step to learning is to admit that you don't know.