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AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:No it's not...genius. My dang.
What about this, is this arrogance?

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BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:No it's not...genius. My dang.
What about this, is this arrogance?

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No, but this is.
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"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

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You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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KMart wrote:Image
Haha, where did you get this?
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.
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Jac3510 wrote:
KMart wrote:Image
Haha, where did you get this?
Google images is our friend...
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
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