Evidence for God from Science

Here's a few more:

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.


SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, YOU MORON!"


HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.


HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.


There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of
her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.


Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockle shells,
And pretty maids all in a row.
Mary, Mary, get out of the garden,
Get in the kitchen where you belong,
And make me a sammich!


Furstentum Liechtenstein puddin’ and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, he's funny that way.

I think I may resurrect some of Andrew Dice Clay's nursery rhymes (if only I weren't a mod ).

It seems the Krazy Klown from Jacksonville can beat me at my own game! Great nursery rhymes!

FL

FL, if you wanted another nursery rhyme you could've just asked.

Old father Long-Legs
Can’t say his prayers:
Take him by the left leg,
And throw him down the stairs.
And when he’s at the bottom,
Before he long has lain,
Take him by the right leg,
And throw him up again.


Originally from Nancy ****’s Pretty Song Book for all little Misses and Masters, 1780

Where would one withdraw water wherewith one would wash one's waist?

FL

Eh, gringos! I was reed-ing jore Constitucion, an' I see dis "Article Nineteen"...

The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex. Congress shall have the power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

So, gringos, gwhy jew guys took so long to give de bote to the woman and the black peeple? Jew guys can no reed what jew rote joreself in 1787?! Or jew juss forget about it?

FL

I need an interpreter.

Now I wonder as well why women and black could not vote. So why was that?

1over137 wrote:Now I wonder as well why women and black could not vote. So why was that?

Hana,

Are you familiar with African American history in the US?

And, women used to be too busy in the kitchen to vote!

RickD wrote:

1over137 wrote:Now I wonder as well why women and black could not vote. So why was that?

Hana,

Are you familiar with African American history in the US?

And, women used to be too busy in the kitchen to vote!

Yes, i am. So, having the declaration from american fathers, why black people were segregated?

1over137 wrote:

RickD wrote:

1over137 wrote:Now I wonder as well why women and black could not vote. So why was that?

Hana,

Are you familiar with African American history in the US?

And, women used to be too busy in the kitchen to vote!

Yes, i am. So, having the declaration from american fathers, why black people were segregated?

This is just my opinion, but I don't think blacks were considered fully human. I think that's at least part of how they justified the atrocities that were committed against Africans. Probably not a whole lot different from how the nazis viewed Jews.

It's really a disgusting time in my nation's history.

In which European country did women only got the right to vote in 1984?

FL

Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:In which European country did women only got the right to vote in 1984?

FL

Liechtenstein. What do I win?

RickD wrote:

Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:In which European country did women only got the right to vote in 1984?

FL

Liechtenstein. What do I win?

Liechtenstein, of course! What a mistake they made in 1984...

As for your prize, I must have some junk beautiful article around here to recompense you with. How come you are the only one who wins my contests?

FL

Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:

RickD wrote:

Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:In which European country did women only got the right to vote in 1984?

FL

Liechtenstein. What do I win?

Liechtenstein, of course! What a mistake they made in 1984...

As for your prize, I must have some junk beautiful article around here to recompense you with. How come you are the only one who wins my contests?

FL

I win because I'm an absolute genius. Nothing gets by me...except Audie's Apple/wang joke.