A few quick thoughts on your questions:
>>I definitely used the wrong verbage there. Instead of desire, let me rephrase the question to state, why did the first cell have machinery to replicate itself? Why, since the earliest cells, are organisms programmed to live and survive. Not how, but why?
The quick answers is: "if there weren't, they wouldn't proliferate". That is, only molecules capable of self replication coupled with variation would and could be favored by natural selection. Under most models of abiogenesis, macromolecules formed from abiotic precursors. But carbohydrates weren't favored by natural selection as the first pseudo-living organisms because they weren't capable of self-replication. RNA is, and that is why it is likely the first "kind of living" organism acted upon by natural selection. Does this make sense? Quite simply, evolution favors organisms that are better able to pass on the genetics compared to others. So life had to "programmed" to survive - that's' what selection favors.
>>My question is since humans have advanced to find a more efficient means of survival, wouldn't it seem due time that animals might be working on a system that would save their place in the food chain?
Well, humans are rather unique among animals in terms of their intellect and ability to manipulate their environment. Other animals don't sit around scheming ways to ensure their survival. However, one could argue that they are always getting better at surviving (after all, that's what adaptations are). Or else they go extinct. So they don't cognizantly try to work out systems for survival; instead, natural selection - ever the blind watchmaker - favors those that are better at surviving and passing on their genes.
>>I understand that it encourages sperm production, but once again I am stuck asking why this inherant need to reproduce and live?
Again, without this "need" to reproduce and live, species go extinct. Imagine an organism that inherits a mutation that causes it to lose its instinct to breed. That organism's fitness becomes zero and that gene dies out with the organism possessing it. On the other hand, any mutation that increases an individual's ability to successfully procreate will quickly spread in a population.
>>Why are we the only mammal that laughs or cries and how does science theorize the need for laughter?
Rule #1 in behavioral ecology is never to anthropomorphize. That said, it is hard to imagine that other animals don't grieve, or rejoice, or feel anger. I've seen my dogs do this, and more. As for laughter - I am certain there are hypotheses to explain its existence, I'm just no expert. Likely something to do with reinforcing human social behaviors - sort of like why yawns are contagious.
>>See above corny poem. It does make me wonder.
For the religious folks in the audience, I would be emphatically clear about this: if you believe were are a special part of god's creation, I would never submit an argument to diminish this belief. So take this with a grain of salt: from a purely biological perspective, we are not finely tuned. Quite the opposite in many instances. I can provide examples from my own perspective to support this, but that's not really important.
>>Evolution is a naturally occurring process of change which produces increasing complexity in the universe. Evolutionists believe that life began billions of years ago with simple forms of life which became more complex through time. In other words, single-celled creatures evolved into multicellular creatures and ultimately into fishes, amphibians, reptiles, and mammals.
Perhaps you found this from another website, but when I Googled this, I got a link to what appears to be an anti-evolution page. Again, evolutionary biologists don't define evolution this way (in fact, they are often careful to state that this is patently untrue of the way evolution works), and the literature is replete with examples of organisms decreasing complexity (again, depending on your definition).
>>The eye
Not irreducibly complex. Eyes in virtually all transitional forms exist for extant species of molluscs.
http://www.weichtiere.at/english/mollusca/eyes.html and
http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-me ... F00EE8.jpg
>>Cilia
I assume you mean flagella - again, studies indicate this is not IC
http://rnaworld.bio.ku.edu/ribozone/res ... agella.htm
>>All internal systems, digestive, circulatory etc
Again, I think these are complex, but they don't technically fit the definition of irreducibly complex as I understand it.
>>They all seem to have to be in place in order to form one function...sustaining life.
I agree. The Earth seems rather unusual (but again, not likely unique) in its capacity to sustain life. The theistic response might be along the lines "and so god intended it". The evolutionary response might along the lines of "given its capacity to sustain life, it unsurprising that life has existed and changed with the Earth throughout most of its history". I think I can guess which you'd choose!
Cheers
Al