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Gman wrote:But technically he has dual Canadian and American citizenship.. So he is half dumb... Half smart.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Carrey
And then he became stupid? I don't get it...Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:Gman wrote:But technically he has dual Canadian and American citizenship.. So he is half dumb... Half smart.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Carrey
Hmmm...Jim Carrey may be a genius. He's left the frozen wasteland that is Canada to live in a far nicer place.
FL
Ahh.. United States, India, China, Canada, Mexico, etc... What's the difference anyway? We are just a melting pot of misfits.. Wacky people.Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:Dear 800 pound elephant,
Dual citizenship just doesn't make sense and I'm sorry that the USA has (recently) allowed this perversion.
I see.. Kind of like a Cana-banana citizenship. I think my head is starting to hurt..Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:The people I know who have dual citizenship (usually Canadian + a banana-republic) travel with their Canadian passport but keep their banana-republic citizenship out of nostalgia. I know one man who has Canadian and Uzbek citizenship; he travels with his Canadian passport but uses his gangster-republic passport when in Eastern Europe so that he isn't seen as ''kidnappable'' material.
Well he kind of acts like a banana. Let's just not go there..Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:As for Jim Carrey, I don't know which of his two passports he would consider from a banana-republic.
FL
Hmm.. Rather strange if you ask me.. But she would rather live in Canada and is loyal to Columbia.Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:Dear 801 pound elephant,
Canabanana citizenship...I like it! I don't think I can use it in polite company, though. Former citizens of banana republics do not recognize their native land as a bananaland. For example, I told a Columbian friend of mine who got her Canadian citizenship that she could chuck out her worthless Columbian passport. She became very angry and told me, ''I will be Columbian until I die!'' ''Yeah,'' I thought, ''had you stayed in Columbia you'd already be dead.''
What is Canada again? Isn't that some Island near Japan?
Canada is actually an island just off Fiji. (Fiji shares a common border with Norway and Zimbabwe.)Gman wrote:
What is Canada again? Isn't that some Island near Japan?
Is the funny part on a different video?Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:Canada is actually an island just off Fiji. (Fiji shares a common border with Norway and Zimbabwe.)Gman wrote:
What is Canada again? Isn't that some Island near Japan?
Rick Mercer, an anglo-canuck comedian, has made a good living laughing at Americans with his Talking to Americans series. Here is a short two-minute clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAR9XYwL9iQ
Rodger that.. I'll write that in my notebook. By the way did you know I'm running for congress in the next election? Oh.. and go pot... I heard smoking it helps your judgement.Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:
Canada is actually an island just off Fiji. (Fiji shares a common border with Norway and Zimbabwe.)
It won't be funny if you're American because the Talking to Americans series is making fun of you. You have to be Canadian to find this stuff funny. It really gets hilarious when Rick Mercer interviews Harvard students because they are just as ignorant as the average-guy-on-the-street Americans.RickD wrote:Is the funny part on a different video?
Have you moved to Colorado???Gman wrote:Rodger that.. I'll write that in my notebook. By the way did you know I'm running for congress in the next election? Oh.. and go pot... I heard smoking it helps your judgement.
I'm playing for the Denver Broncos now..Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:
Have you moved to Colorado???
F&L
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