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Re: Prayers please

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 5:42 am
by PaulSacramento
I will pray that you grow a pair.

:knitting:

Re: Prayers please

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 6:27 am
by melanie
RickD wrote:
melanie wrote:
RickD wrote:Hi all,

I need you to keep me in your prayers. I feel like I'm losing my mojo with the women. Usually when I post a joke here, or make a joke in "real life", the women really enjoy my sense of humor. I don't know what to do. I posted, using my usual biting sarcasm, and Melanie didn't find my joke funny. See?
http://discussions.godandscience.org/vi ... ng#p155762

I'm short, ugly, poor, and now my jokes don't make women laugh. What can I do? If my sense of humor is failing me, I have nothing left in life! I am a poor, poor soul!

Please pray for my mojo to return.
You will be in my prayers Rick
We must not and can not have you losing your mojo with the women ;) and your being far to hard on yourself, ugly, short, poor and mildly, ocassionally, slighty amusing is understated and not nearly appreciated enough :P
I read back your response and guess what I laughed y>:D< Think I needed to take the bit too serious pole outta my derriere.
Your other material may need a little work but gotta give you props for trying.

I have a joke for you, not my best material but my other's may be a little inappropriate

How did pinocchio know he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire
Thank you Melanie. y>:D<

And as for your joke, have you ever heard the saying, "some things are better left unsaid"?
:mrgreen:
Yes indeed I have, to the tune of unclothed women in need of a good shirt to iron and poor misunderstood wooden puppets :mrgreen:

Re: Prayers please

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 6:44 am
by 1over137
Rick, I like jokes like this:

What is black - white - black - white - ...?

A penguin rolling down the hill.


(This was my first English joke I learned)

Re: Prayers please

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:02 am
by RickD
1over137 wrote:Rick, I like jokes like this:

What is black - white - black - white - ...?

A penguin rolling down the hill.


(This was my first English joke I learned)
Ok. Then you'll probably like this one.

What is red and green and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

Re: Prayers please

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:08 am
by 1over137
No, that one is disgusting.

Re: Prayers please

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:56 am
by RickD
PaulSacramento wrote:I will pray that you grow a pair.

:knitting:
I'm not familiar with that phrase. Is that a Canadian idiom?