Re: Prayers please
Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 5:42 am
I will pray that you grow a pair.
"The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of his hands." (Psalm 19:1)
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Yes indeed I have, to the tune of unclothed women in need of a good shirt to iron and poor misunderstood wooden puppetsRickD wrote:Thank you Melanie.melanie wrote:You will be in my prayers RickRickD wrote:Hi all,
I need you to keep me in your prayers. I feel like I'm losing my mojo with the women. Usually when I post a joke here, or make a joke in "real life", the women really enjoy my sense of humor. I don't know what to do. I posted, using my usual biting sarcasm, and Melanie didn't find my joke funny. See?
http://discussions.godandscience.org/vi ... ng#p155762
I'm short, ugly, poor, and now my jokes don't make women laugh. What can I do? If my sense of humor is failing me, I have nothing left in life! I am a poor, poor soul!
Please pray for my mojo to return.
We must not and can not have you losing your mojo with the women and your being far to hard on yourself, ugly, short, poor and mildly, ocassionally, slighty amusing is understated and not nearly appreciated enough
I read back your response and guess what I laughed Think I needed to take the bit too serious pole outta my derriere.
Your other material may need a little work but gotta give you props for trying.
I have a joke for you, not my best material but my other's may be a little inappropriate
How did pinocchio know he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire
And as for your joke, have you ever heard the saying, "some things are better left unsaid"?
Ok. Then you'll probably like this one.1over137 wrote:Rick, I like jokes like this:
What is black - white - black - white - ...?
A penguin rolling down the hill.
(This was my first English joke I learned)
I'm not familiar with that phrase. Is that a Canadian idiom?PaulSacramento wrote:I will pray that you grow a pair.