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Re: Recipes For Christians Only
Posted: Sun May 03, 2015 6:37 pm
by Furstentum Liechtenstein
RickD wrote:Just thinking about that makes me want to
I understand...but the result is surprisingly good. If you're up to it, the cigar leftovers, once dried, may be put into a smoker box in your BBQ to flavor meats.
FL
Re: Recipes For Christians Only
Posted: Sun May 03, 2015 6:41 pm
by RickD
Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:RickD wrote:Just thinking about that makes me want to
I understand...but the result is surprisingly good. If you're up to it, the cigar leftovers, once dried, may be put into a smoker box in your BBQ to flavor meats.
FL
I think you just made me a vegetarian.
Re: Recipes For Christians Only
Posted: Sun May 03, 2015 6:57 pm
by Furstentum Liechtenstein
RickD wrote:
I think you just made me a vegetarian.
vegetarian is an Algonquin word meaning "Bad hunter"...
The Cigar Bourbon recipe isn't for the faint of heart. I might as well say, it isn't for Americans; just go out and get a bucket of KFC...
FL
Re: Recipes For Christians Only
Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 4:49 pm
by Furstentum Liechtenstein
Here is a cocktail recipe that isn't for women or Americans...sorry! The flavors are manly, virile and
in-your-face. Just in time for the BBQ season, Christian men looking for something different will enjoy...
Habana de noche (Havana By Night)
- 1oz Cigar Bourbon (see recipe above)
- 1oz straight bourbon
- half ounce Martini Rosso
- half ounce Martini Bianco
- half ounce orange liqueur
- a dash of bitters
- two thin slices of fresh Ginger
- two old fashioned glasses
- ice
Pour all the ingredients except the ginger into a shaker (or a measuring cup) and stir until very cold. (
Stir, not shaken...this isn't James Bond.)
Place one ginger slice into each glass and pour the cocktail over it. Spoon ice cubes from the preparation vessel into each glass and enjoy. (If there is an American in your party, hand him an ice cold Coke and a bucket of fried chicken.)
Cheers!
FL
HEALTH ALERT THIS RECIPE IS FOR BORN AGAIN CHRISTIANS ONLY. CONSUMPTION BY PAGANS, HEATHEN AND ATHEISTS MAY CAUSE UNWANTED SIDE EFFECTS SUCH AS UNCONTROLLED ITCHING, NAUSEA AND RAGING DIARRHEA
Re: Recipes For Christians Only
Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 9:40 pm
by 1over137
Any recipe for non-alcoholic drink? I need to consult my cook book.
Re: Recipes For Christians Only
Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 4:22 am
by Storyteller
A cigar??????????
Really???
Re: Recipes For Christians Only
Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 4:56 am
by Furstentum Liechtenstein
Storyteller wrote:A cigar??????????
Really???
Ahhhh, another Phood Phillistine! I hearby declare you an
honourary honorary American
1over137 wrote:Any recipe for non-alcoholic drink? I need to consult my cook book.
Yes! Open a 2 liter bottle of ice-cold Coke and serve with a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
FL
Re: Recipes For Christians Only
Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 4:58 am
by Storyteller
Does this mean I have to spell words withot the u?