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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 8:17 pm
by IceMobster
RickD wrote:
IceMobster wrote:https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hp ... e=576F4416

related pic to the OP, I suppose. :mrgreen:
I think that just adds to the stereotype that all vegans are gay.
Since when is there a stereotype that all vegans are gay? Man, you sarcasm either needs to get better or you need to go out more. :mrgreen:

Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 8:21 pm
by RickD
IceMobster wrote:
RickD wrote:
IceMobster wrote:https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hp ... e=576F4416

related pic to the OP, I suppose. :mrgreen:
I think that just adds to the stereotype that all vegans are gay.
Since when is there a stereotype that all vegans are gay? Man, you sarcasm either needs to get better or you need to go out more. :mrgreen:
I know it throws people off when I'm serious, but there is a stereotype. Just google it.

Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 12:56 am
by Audacity
RickD wrote:
Audacity wrote:A Young-Earth Creationist walked into a bar, put down a ten spot, and asked the bartender to hand him a True Jockey Club Julep. The bartender looked him in the eye, smiled, and told him, "You can't handle the truth."

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Good God! That has to be the worst joke I've ever heard.
That's because it's no joke. ;)


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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 1:00 am
by Kurieuo
RickD wrote:
Audacity wrote:A Young-Earth Creationist walked into a bar, put down a ten spot, and asked the bartender to hand him a True Jockey Club Julep. The bartender looked him in the eye, smiled, and told him, "You can't handle the truth."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good God! That has to be the worst joke I've ever heard.
I doubt good God has anything to do with it. :lol:

Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:26 am
by melanie
A couple of conspiracy theorists walked into a bar,
Did they?? y:-?
Coincidence :eugeek:

Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:59 am
by RickD
melanie wrote:A couple of conspiracy theorists walked into a bar,
Did they?? y:-?
Coincidence :eugeek:
What happened when they walked into the bar? Where's the joke?

Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 6:02 am
by melanie
Haha blonde suits you Rick :mrgreen:

Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 6:08 am
by melanie
A neutron walks into a bar,
Bartender says 'for you, no charge'

Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 7:26 am
by RickD
melanie wrote:A neutron walks into a bar,
Bartender says 'for you, no charge'
A neutron doesn't have legs and feet. How can it walk into a bar? Duh!

Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 7:30 am
by melanie
Oh come on Rick it slid in,
Obvious much?! :mrgreen:
You could take a few points from the suave neutron!
Subtlety is key.

Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 7:30 am
by RickD
A blonde walks into a bar.

Ouch!

Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 7:42 am
by melanie
A blonde walks into a bar,
Manipulates all the Neanderthal men all night and doesn't pay a cent and goes home alone!
:mrgreen:

Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:31 am
by RickD
melanie wrote:A blonde walks into a bar,
Manipulates all the Neanderthal men all night and doesn't pay a cent and goes home alone!
:mrgreen:
Goes home alone? She's not a true blonde.

Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 6:02 pm
by Hortator
Some of these are older than time:

The present, past and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

....

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

*laughtrack*

A Muslim walks into a bar.

*boos*

Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 6:54 pm
by B. W.
Here is one for Melanie to add the punch line too...

RickD walks into a bar...
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