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ryo dokomi
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Post by ryo dokomi »

okay...in that case...sorry for the hostility
Therefore, submit to God. Resist the devil and he will flee from you. James 4:7

it is all about submitting before God, then, and only then, will we have the promise given in Luke 10:19
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AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:
BGoodForGoodSake wrote:
kateliz wrote:Actually, he died in his own post! SAFE!
The reports of my demise have been greatly exagerated. I am alive and we..

*suddenly an eerie silence fills the thread.*
Don't quote Mark Twain without mentioning him! How dare you! *WHAM*
No Mark Twain said "reports of my death are greatly exagerated."

Its like me slamming you for quoting Joanna from Office Space.
"How dare you judge me."
At least that is copywritten.
It is not length of life, but depth of life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Never watched Office Space, I can think for myself at times, thank you
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
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AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Never watched Office Space, I can think for myself at times, thank you
Really?
I always found you predictably obnoxious.
=P :wink:
It is not length of life, but depth of life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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