Especially if it was a plumber.Gman wrote:Angel Cake wrote:There are. Some women become lustful toward a man when they see a man in tight pants or without a shirt. God covered ADAM, too.
Hopefully not in a g-string... That would be scary..
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Especially if it was a plumber.Gman wrote:Angel Cake wrote:There are. Some women become lustful toward a man when they see a man in tight pants or without a shirt. God covered ADAM, too.
Hopefully not in a g-string... That would be scary..
That was painful...FFC wrote:Especially if it was a plumber.Gman wrote:Angel Cake wrote:There are. Some women become lustful toward a man when they see a man in tight pants or without a shirt. God covered ADAM, too.
Hopefully not in a g-string... That would be scary..![]()
I think we do.Do we need Turgy in here to write a sonnet, perhaps ...or an ode to a plumber's fig leaf?
Let me try a little first…I feel inspired.Judah wrote:Right, where are you Turgy?![]()
In here, lad. Bring your pencil.
There's a job for you to do.
'Twas from a scarce-clad plumber's butt
As he knelt down to loose the nut
That eyes of others did avert
To relieve them of the image hurt
As forward he did bend and pull
To fix the faucet with his tool
Or alternative last 2 lines:
As forward he did bend and clench
To fix the faucet with his wrench
There, I started you off.
Tool might be seen as having a naughty inuendo (not intended) but then clench might relate back to that other thread. You choose.
The next verse is yours, our young poetic one.
Go ahead, Judah, have a crack at it.Turgonian wrote:Wow, you remember me!Please, Judah, I need your help again in understanding the jokes going on here. Plumber? G-string? Fig-leaf? What's this all about?
I like the poems so far, though.
Judah wrote:FFC, you got in there without me noticing.
Just be careful... Mommy will send you to the naughty corner if you don't behave yourself.