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Re: Christians: Would you be pro-gay if you weren't a christian?
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:09 pm
by RickD
Storyteller wrote:Philip wrote:So, I get hammered, but subsequently, Rick can wisecrack:
Rick: Nessa, Please try to get some sleep.
And then, Rick:
Don't worry Nessa. I think it was a wonderful question!
Signed,
Big fat
And notice that I subsequently gave a serious answer to the question.
Wait a minute, I think I've figured it out!
The only difference I can figure is that Nessie is sweet on the Samwich Man! No matter how sexist his jokes, she loves him!
That's why Ricardo is my hero - he has some kind of crazy power over women.
Really, I want him to teach me some of his secrets. But, alas, I'm not worthy.
He has no power over me
That hurts!
Re: Christians: Would you be pro-gay if you weren't a christian?
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:11 pm
by Nessa
Philip wrote:So, I get hammered, but subsequently, Rick can wisecrack:
Rick: Nessa, Please try to get some sleep.
And then, Rick:
Don't worry Nessa. I think it was a wonderful question!
Signed,
Big fat
And notice that I subsequently gave a serious answer to the question.
Wait a minute, I think I've figured it out!
The only difference I can figure is that Nessie is sweet on the Samwich Man! No matter how sexist his jokes, she loves him!
That's why Ricardo is my hero - he has some kind of crazy power over women.
Really, I want him to teach me some of his secrets. But, alas, I'm not worthy.
Obviously what you wrote touched a nerve though
I already said that I felt you were having a jab at my threads but as you say you were just joking.
I plead guilty to being over sensitive. And I get offended at everyone sooner or later - I dont discriminate
Re: Christians: Would you be pro-gay if you weren't a christian?
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:15 pm
by RickD
Nessa wrote:Philip wrote:So, I get hammered, but subsequently, Rick can wisecrack:
Rick: Nessa, Please try to get some sleep.
And then, Rick:
Don't worry Nessa. I think it was a wonderful question!
Signed,
Big fat
And notice that I subsequently gave a serious answer to the question.
Wait a minute, I think I've figured it out!
The only difference I can figure is that Nessie is sweet on the Samwich Man! No matter how sexist his jokes, she loves him!
That's why Ricardo is my hero - he has some kind of crazy power over women.
Really, I want him to teach me some of his secrets. But, alas, I'm not worthy.
Obviously what you wrote touched a nerve though
I already said that I felt you were having a jab at my threads but as you say you were just joking.
I plead guilty to being over sensitive. And I get offended at everyone sooner or later - I dont discriminate
I think you even got offended by me before. How that happened, I'll never know.
Re: Christians: Would you be pro-gay if you weren't a christian?
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:16 pm
by Nessa
RickD wrote:Nessa wrote:Philip wrote:So, I get hammered, but subsequently, Rick can wisecrack:
Rick: Nessa, Please try to get some sleep.
And then, Rick:
Don't worry Nessa. I think it was a wonderful question!
Signed,
Big fat
And notice that I subsequently gave a serious answer to the question.
Wait a minute, I think I've figured it out!
The only difference I can figure is that Nessie is sweet on the Samwich Man! No matter how sexist his jokes, she loves him!
That's why Ricardo is my hero - he has some kind of crazy power over women.
Really, I want him to teach me some of his secrets. But, alas, I'm not worthy.
Obviously what you wrote touched a nerve though
I already said that I felt you were having a jab at my threads but as you say you were just joking.
I plead guilty to being over sensitive. And I get offended at everyone sooner or later - I dont discriminate
I think you even got offended by me before. How that happened, I'll never know.
Yeah, still trying go live that one down
Re: Christians: Would you be pro-gay if you weren't a christian?
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:17 pm
by Storyteller
Nessa wrote:Philip wrote:So, I get hammered, but subsequently, Rick can wisecrack:
Rick: Nessa, Please try to get some sleep.
And then, Rick:
Don't worry Nessa. I think it was a wonderful question!
Signed,
Big fat
And notice that I subsequently gave a serious answer to the question.
Wait a minute, I think I've figured it out!
The only difference I can figure is that Nessie is sweet on the Samwich Man! No matter how sexist his jokes, she loves him!
That's why Ricardo is my hero - he has some kind of crazy power over women.
Really, I want him to teach me some of his secrets. But, alas, I'm not worthy.
Obviously what you wrote touched a nerve though
I already said that I felt you were having a jab at my threads but as you say you were just joking.
I plead guilty to being over sensitive. And I get offended at everyone sooner or later - I dont discriminate
Says someone who dares to type clitoris
Re: Christians: Would you be pro-gay if you weren't a christian?
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:19 pm
by Storyteller
RickD wrote:Storyteller wrote:Philip wrote:So, I get hammered, but subsequently, Rick can wisecrack:
Rick: Nessa, Please try to get some sleep.
And then, Rick:
Don't worry Nessa. I think it was a wonderful question!
Signed,
Big fat
And notice that I subsequently gave a serious answer to the question.
Wait a minute, I think I've figured it out!
The only difference I can figure is that Nessie is sweet on the Samwich Man! No matter how sexist his jokes, she loves him!
That's why Ricardo is my hero - he has some kind of crazy power over women.
Really, I want him to teach me some of his secrets. But, alas, I'm not worthy.
He has no power over me
That hurts!
You, young man, are on my naughty list
Re: Christians: Would you be pro-gay if you weren't a christian?
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:20 pm
by Nessa
Storyteller wrote:Nessa wrote:Philip wrote:So, I get hammered, but subsequently, Rick can wisecrack:
Rick: Nessa, Please try to get some sleep.
And then, Rick:
Don't worry Nessa. I think it was a wonderful question!
Signed,
Big fat
And notice that I subsequently gave a serious answer to the question.
Wait a minute, I think I've figured it out!
The only difference I can figure is that Nessie is sweet on the Samwich Man! No matter how sexist his jokes, she loves him!
That's why Ricardo is my hero - he has some kind of crazy power over women.
Really, I want him to teach me some of his secrets. But, alas, I'm not worthy.
Obviously what you wrote touched a nerve though
I already said that I felt you were having a jab at my threads but as you say you were just joking.
I plead guilty to being over sensitive. And I get offended at everyone sooner or later - I dont discriminate
Says someone who dares to type clitoris
Would you prefer me to say it?
Re: Christians: Would you be pro-gay if you weren't a christian?
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:23 pm
by Storyteller
Oh God!
Dont start the whole how you say it thing again, thats what started this!
Weird though, how we all shy away from anything sexual, even when naming a body part.
Re: Christians: Would you be pro-gay if you weren't a christian?
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:25 pm
by Philip
Says someone who dares to type clitoris
What, is that like some newly discovered planet I've never heard of?
Hey, where are our censors?
Re: Christians: Would you be pro-gay if you weren't a christian?
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:28 pm
by Storyteller
Philip wrote:Says someone who dares to type clitoris
What, is that like some newly discovered planet I've never heard of?
Hey, where are our censors?
Yes.
Down from planet Gspot
Censors? Good point.
Re: Christians: Would you be pro-gay if you weren't a christian?
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:29 pm
by RickD
Married women have dirty minds.
Re: Christians: Would you be pro-gay if you weren't a christian?
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:31 pm
by Storyteller
RickD wrote:Married women have dirty minds.
But pure hearts.
Re: Christians: Would you be pro-gay if you weren't a christian?
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:33 pm
by Philip
Nessa, remember when you first came on G&S - remember someone (probably Rick!
)hurt your feelings and you decided to leave. Remember, I was one who contacted you and tried to woo you back? OK, just thought you should remember that.
OK, back to the sexist jokes. OK, Rico - how do you do it - are you this amazing at home, or what?
Re: Christians: Would you be pro-gay if you weren't a christian?
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:34 pm
by RickD
Storyteller wrote:RickD wrote:Married women have dirty minds.
But pure hearts.
Yea right!
I ain't buyin that bs!
Re: Christians: Would you be pro-gay if you weren't a christian?
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 5:39 pm
by Philip
Well, as someone famously said, the key to a good marriage is to keep your fights clean and your sex dirty!