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Proinsias wrote:Drop me a pm if you're in the area, would be nice to see you for a beer.


But will Vicky and Nathaniel have meet for coffee first?
:pound: y:p
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cslewislover wrote:
Proinsias wrote:Drop me a pm if you're in the area, would be nice to see you for a beer.


But will Vicky and Nathaniel have meet for coffee first?
:pound: y:p
y~o) + y~o) Well Vicki what do you say? :D
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My spelling mistake has now been quoted twice.

Please stop, talk about it over coffee if you must
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Gabrielman wrote:
cslewislover wrote:
Proinsias wrote:Drop me a pm if you're in the area, would be nice to see you for a beer.


But will Vicky and Nathaniel have met for coffee first?
:pound: y:p
y~o) + y~o) Well Vicki what do you say? :D
Soon and very soon . . . y~o) + y~o)

(I was wondering why he assumed we hadn't met for coffee yet?)
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Only an ass........assumes
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Proinsias wrote:Only an ***........assumes
So either you're an ***, or you had some insider info, or . . . Hmmm. I suppose the way you wrote it could be somewhat ambiguous.
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:pound: Don't feel bad Proinsias I didn't realize your spelling mistake until you said there was one!
cslewislover wrote: Soon and very soon . . . y~o) + y~o)

(I was wondering why he assumed we hadn't met for coffee yet?)
y~o) + y~o) I can't wait! :D
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cslewislover wrote:
Proinsias wrote:Only an ***........assumes
So either you're an ***, or you had some insider info, or . . . Hmmm. I suppose the way you wrote it could be somewhat ambiguous.
To clear up the ambiguity, I'm an ass.
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Gabrielman wrote::pound: Don't feel bad Proinsias I didn't realize your spelling mistake until you said there was one!
cslewislover wrote: Soon and very soon . . . y~o) + y~o)

(I was wondering why he assumed we hadn't met for coffee yet?)
y~o) + y~o) I can't wait! :D
:D :D :D
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Proinsias wrote:
cslewislover wrote:
Proinsias wrote:Only an ***........assumes
So either you're an ***, or you had some insider info, or . . . Hmmm. I suppose the way you wrote it could be somewhat ambiguous.
To clear up the ambiguity, I'm an ***.
I was referring to your original statement, but if you insist. y:o)
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Here's one but I do not have the cartoon that goes with it as it was in an old Philosophy book, so you'll have to visualize it…

Picture One:

A Nerdy Geeky Philosophy Professor leaving the Philosophy Building with Philosophy Department sign shown in background

Caption:

...Professor Hietzlman…






Picture Two

Shows Nerdy Geeky Philosophy Professor Hietzlman walking / smashing into a tree

Caption two:

He was a real Kantian square!
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hmm....that required too much prior knowledge for me!!!
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zoegirl wrote:hmm....that required too much prior knowledge for me!!!

At least he got to know the tree in and of itself! :pound:
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B. W. wrote:
zoegirl wrote:hmm....that required too much prior knowledge for me!!!

At least he got to know the tree in and of itself! :pound:
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Why did the turkey cross the road?











To prove he wasn't chicken.
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