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AttentionKMartShoppers
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Austin Sucks

Post by AttentionKMartShoppers »

Every single county in Texas voted for Prop 2 (marriage amendment) EXCEPT for where I live...the county voted 40/60 against it...AND that was the ONLY county in the whole state of Texas! Austin is so freakin weird.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Post by numeral2_5 »

I second that.
"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. And that is my religion."
-Abe Lincoln
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