A few math assumptions to start
woman = time X money
time is money
therefore woman = money X money
we all know that the root of all evil is money
therefore if woman= money squared and the root of money squared is evil...then
woman = evil
It works out perfectly on paper, but my wife thinks it doesn't add up.
Women and Math
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Re: Women and Math
kknudsen wrote:A few math assumptions to start
woman = time X money
time is money
therefore woman = money X money
we all know that the root of all evil is money
therefore if woman= money squared and the root of money squared is evil...then
woman = evil
It works out perfectly on paper, but my wife thinks it doesn't add up.
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Re: Women and Math
But it is "the love of money is the root of all evil". Hmm. I think I am going to stop there.kknudsen wrote:therefore if woman= money squared and the root of money squared is evil...then
woman = evil
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Re: Women and Math
But according to my last TA on calculus...if you know what the answer is, and you just need to prove it, you can pick the steps that will give you your answer.sandy_mcd wrote:But it is "the love of money is the root of all evil". Hmm. I think I am going to stop there.kknudsen wrote:therefore if woman= money squared and the root of money squared is evil...then
woman = evil
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