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BGoodForGoodSake
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by BGoodForGoodSake » Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:53 am
READING, Pa. - One registered Republican won't be able to vote in the next election unless he appears at a Berks County Elections Board to explain the signature on his registration form.
The man is registered as Paul S. Sewell, Elections Director Deborah M. Olivieri said, but his form is signed "God."
Sewell, 40, said he will be happy to explain. As the owner of a bail enforcement agency, he finds fugitives, he said.
"Whenever I go to arrest somebody, they say, 'Oh, God, give me another chance. Oh, God, let me go. I'll turn myself in tomorrow,'" Sewell said.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11064137/
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by AttentionKMartShoppers » Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:47 am
This is why MSNBC sucks
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
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by BGoodForGoodSake » Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:34 am
AttentionKMartShoppers wrote: This is why MSNBC sucks
Where's your sence of humor?
It is not length of life, but depth of life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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by AttentionKMartShoppers » Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:28 pm
BGoodForGoodSake wrote: AttentionKMartShoppers wrote: This is why MSNBC sucks
Where's your sence of humor?
Everywhere
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous