Page 1 of 1
Help! I’m going hyper!!! 25 warning signs that . . .
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:15 am
by Jac3510
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:34 pm
by AttentionKMartShoppers
If you can't beat em'...ridicule them...
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:59 pm
by SUGAAAAA
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:25 pm
by puritan lad
Two can play this game
10 warning signs that you might be obsessing about Arminianism:
1. You hear some people talking about the new “Free Willy” movie and you instantly think
not
2. You leave your Conservative Reformed Baptist Congregation to start a house church after hearing the Pastor use the word “Predestined” in a sermon.
3.) You have this sticker on your car and think it helps spread the gospel.
4. You own at least one copy of this movie.
5. Your church sign reads messages like this
6. You vacationed at
7. You love to watch this for Spiritual Enrichment
8. You're looking under your big kid's bed and find
9. All your kids can recite (oh never mind. They don't need anything until they reach the mystical “age of accountability”.)
10. Your library is full of Books by
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:16 pm
by Jac3510
Some of those were pretty good, PL, but I have to confess that didn't get most of them
Just 2, 3, 5, and 9.
Anyway, the site I posted is actually a Calvinist's site, according to Dr. Arnett. So don't take it personally. All in good fun
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:23 pm
by puritan lad
Good Enough.
Are you sure you didn't get #1?
I'll be mulling over your Romans 9 Commentary this weekend.
God Bless,
PL
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:50 pm
by Jac3510
I just don't recognize the guy. That's not Arminius, is it? No . . . because his name would be "Will" . . . so probably "William."
I have GOT to brush up on my Church History
. Was William Carey an Arminian?
edit: Haha, wait, add 10 to the list of I got its
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:24 pm
by FFC
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:10 am
by puritan lad
It's Scofield. However, it probably would have been clearer with Arminius or Wesley. For some reason, Scofield popped into my mind at the time.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:37 am
by kateliz
Jac, those were hilarious, even if I didn't get a certain percentage of them.
I think I liked the "You Probably Shouldn't Lead Worship Anymore If…" one the best!