Evidence for God from Science

So, my mom bought a new house, and is having everything done-painting walls, replacing/removing carpet, putting in ceiling fans, etc. Well, my little sister decided to vandalize the place. Instead of sponge painting one wall...she instead decided to THROW paint on the walls of two rooms-so there's pink paint splatter on ceiling fans, blinds, walls, ceiling, power outlets, etc. My mom says she caused $2000 in damages. My sister vandalized her own house.

*Cheers*

With siblings like this, be grateful I came out so "normal."

A Palestinian Muslim is feeling ill since moving to Chicago, so he goes to the doctor for a check up.

«I feeling siiiick Doctor! Heeelp me!»

The doctor says to the Muslim, «Here's what you do: go home and take all your kitchen scraps and put them in a large jar. If you have to go pipi, do it in the jar and if you have to go caca, do it in the jar. Put a tight lid on the jar. Every morning for the next 5 days take the lid off the jar and breathe in the fumes for 15 minutes.»

Five days later, the Muslim goes back and says to the doctor, « I feeling goood! Tell me doctor, whaat waas my siickness?»

«Homesickness»

Ouch....

Ok now thats just wrong