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Atheism.

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Man, that's a great joke.
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Ha, I love that one. Cracks me up every time.
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Now this one always kills me! It gets me very time! ;)
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DannyM wrote:Now this one always kills me! It gets me very time! ;)


I dunno - it is hard to beat this one:

What is the difference between a snow angel made by ACLU Lawyer and a Redneck?
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ACLU Lawyers do not make snow angels!
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B. W. wrote:
DannyM wrote:Now this one always kills me! It gets me very time! ;)


I dunno - it is hard to beat this one:

What is the difference between a snow angel made by ACLU Lawyer and a Redneck?
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Nice, nice. I like it. But are you really suggesting it beats the 'atheism' JOKE? I like your style, but I'm standing firm on this one. y[-( :wave:
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Brings me to my knees every time I hear it! :amen:
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What is atheism?

It's cool, it's hip... It's fa.. fa.. fashion..

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Hey don't hold back guys say what you really mean lol
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This actually made me laugh.
Am I an Atheist? Not really.

Am I a Christian? I'd be lying if I said I were.

The truth is I don't consider myself to belong to any isms, ists or anities. Questions to the mysteries of life I can only say I do not know. Yet through insight I set out to cure my ignorance.
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