Evidence for God from Science

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Just for fun, do not take it too seriously.

Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air.

Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.

Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

Arminian: You choose.

Calvinist: God alone will have the light bulb changed if it is part of His will.

Amish: What's a light bulb?

Harry12345 wrote:How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Just for fun, do not take it too seriously.

Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air.

Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.

Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.

Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.

Arminian: You choose.

Calvinist: God alone will have the light bulb changed if it is part of His will.

Amish: What's a light bulb?

Ha! this was good! really liked this one

That was great, I'm a Baptist and I loved our tidbit.

Oh, and, first post.

Whee?

EDIT: I just noticed, Jenna, me and you are both from Alabama

Roll Tide!

Haha, nice! I especially like the Amish one.