Bed

[Enigma7457]

A man goes to a psychiatrist with sleeping problems. He says, "Doc, i can't sleep. When i lie on top of the bed, i think there is someone under the bed so i go check. When i get under the bed, i'm afraid someone is on top of the bed and i rush back up there. I go back and forth all night."

Doc says, "I think we can fix this. I need to see you 13 weeks in a row, at $100.00 a visit."

The man thinks about it and then never shows up for his visits. Later, he sees the Doc at Wal-Mart (or grocery store, pick your poision). Doc says, "I never saw you again, what happened?"

Man says, "Well, you were gonna charge me a bundle to fix my problems but i found a bartender who did it for $5.00"

Doc says, "How?"

Man says, "He told me to put the mattress on the floor."