God and man joke

[gogobuffalo]

A man was talking to God, and he said, "God, isn't a thousand years like one minute to you?"

And God said, "Yes."

Then the man said, "God, isn't a billion dollars like a penny to you?"

And God said, "Yes."

Then the man said, "God, can i have a penny?"

God replied, "In a minute."

hahaha, i thought that was pretty funny the first time I heard it, maybe you'll like it.

[Swamper]

Yes, I've heard that one before. It's nice.