Letter to God

[Enigma7457]

Sorry if this is a rerun:

A little boy wanted a bike. The one he wanted costs $100.00. He asked his mom and dad. They said they didn't have the money. His parents suggested that the boy write a letter to God asking for the money. So the boy wrote a letter:

Dear God,

I know you are busy, but can i please have $100.00 to buy a bike. My parents don't have the money and they thought maybe you could help.

Thanks,

Billy.

He simply wrote "God" on the envelope and off it went. The post office didn't know what to do, so they forwarded the letter to the president of the US of A. He read the letter and, thinking it the cutest thing ever, mailed the kid a $10.00 bill. When the kid got the letter in the mail with the money in it, he sat down to write God a thank you letter.

Dear God,

Thanks for the money, i really appreciate it. Although, i must say, i only got $10.00 of the $100.00. It's not your fault, though, i see that the post office routed the letter through washingtion and the jerks took their share before sending it to me.

Thanks anyway,

Billy.

[Harry12345]

Sorry if this is a rerun:

A little boy wanted a bike. The one he wanted costs $100.00. He asked his mom and dad. They said they didn't have the money. His parents suggested that the boy write a letter to God asking for the money. So the boy wrote a letter:

Dear God,

I know you are busy, but can i please have $100.00 to buy a bike. My parents don't have the money and they thought maybe you could help.

Thanks,

Billy.

He simply wrote "God" on the envelope and off it went. The post office didn't know what to do, so they forwarded the letter to the president of the US of A. He read the letter and, thinking it the cutest thing ever, mailed the kid a $10.00 bill. When the kid got the letter in the mail with the money in it, he sat down to write God a thank you letter.

Dear God,

Thanks for the money, i really appreciate it. Although, i must say, i only got $10.00 of the $100.00. It's not your fault, though, i see that the post office routed the letter through washingtion and the jerks took their share before sending it to me.

Thanks anyway,

Billy.