A man decides he can do his own darn laundry and grabs his sweatshirt. With determination, he heads to the laundry room. Upon seeing all the dials and switches and other contraptions on the front of the washing machine, he leans his head out of the laundry room door.
"Honey," he shouts. "Which cycle to I use?"
"It depends," she shouts back, a smile on her face. "What does your shirt say?"
He looks down and reads it. "University of Oklahoma."
Men can do laundry, too
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Re: Men can do laundry, too
Hey, I do my own laundry just fine.
God's in his Heaven, all's right with the world.
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Re: Men can do laundry, too
I tried to do it myself once...My wife won't let me anymore.
But, hey, i do the dishes!
But, hey, i do the dishes!
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Re: Men can do laundry, too
Maybe I'm thick, but I'm not getting this joke.Enigma7457 wrote:A man decides he can do his own darn laundry and grabs his sweatshirt. With determination, he heads to the laundry room. Upon seeing all the dials and switches and other contraptions on the front of the washing machine, he leans his head out of the laundry room door.
"Honey," he shouts. "Which cycle to I use?"
"It depends," she shouts back, a smile on her face. "What does your shirt say?"
He looks down and reads it. "University of Oklahoma."
"Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable, and receives the impossible." - Corrie Ten Boom
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
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When she asked, "What's the shirt say," she was referring to the tag that would tell him how to wash it. He simply read the emblem on the shirt.
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Re: Men can do laundry, too
Maybe I'm thick, but I'm not getting this joke. [/quote]
Now thats Funny
Now thats Funny
Definition of a Veteran. A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including his life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.
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Re: Men can do laundry, too
Don't I feel foolish.Enigma7457 wrote:When she asked, "What's the shirt say," she was referring to the tag that would tell him how to wash it. He simply read the emblem on the shirt.
Good one!
"Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable, and receives the impossible." - Corrie Ten Boom
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?
Act 9:6
And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do?