On your way home from work, stop and buy a Johnson & Johnson baby rectal thermometer. Be absolutely sure you buy the right brand. Take the thermometer home. Open the package and put it on the table. Shut the windows and turn off the tv/phone to be sure you have privacy. Then, read the label on the package.
It will say: Every rectal thermometer manufactured by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and sterilized. Then, repeat "Thank you God i don't work in Johnson & JOhnson quality control" until you feel better
