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Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:55 pm
by Zebulon
What's the difference between an orange and a tire?

Answer : A bicycle, because crocodiles don't have handles.

:pound: :mrgreen: y@};-

Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:35 pm
by FFC
Zebulon wrote:What's the difference between an orange and a tire?

Answer : A bicycle, because crocodiles don't have handles.

:pound: :mrgreen: y@};-
y:O2 8-}2

Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:13 pm
by Enigma7457
uhhh....I don't get it....

y:-?

Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:29 pm
by jenna
Enigma7457 wrote:uhhh....I don't get it....

y:-?
You aren't the only one. :shakehead:

Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:54 pm
by BavarianWheels
jenna wrote:
Enigma7457 wrote:uhhh....I don't get it....

y:-?
You aren't the only one. :shakehead:
You can say that again. :wave:
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Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:29 pm
by Kurieuo
Zebulon wrote:What's the difference between an orange and a tire?

Answer : A bicycle, because crocodiles don't have handles.

:pound: :mrgreen: y@};-
And here I thought the difference was an airplane. :croc:

Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:19 pm
by FFC
I think it is a Zen Buddist joke. y:-?

Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:24 pm
by Canuckster1127
FFC wrote:I think it is a Zen Buddist joke. y:-?
You heard about what the Zen Buddhist said to the Hotdog Vendor?

Make me one with everything ......

But many people have not heard the second part of that joke .....

After receiving his order the Zen Buddhist asked the vendor where his change was ......

Said the vendor, "Ah my son, change comes from within ......."

:pound: y=P~ 8-}2

Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:33 pm
by FFC
Canuckster1127 wrote:
FFC wrote:I think it is a Zen Buddist joke. y:-?
You heard about what the Zen Buddhist said to the Hotdog Vendor?

Make me one with everything ......

But many people have not heard the second part of that joke .....

After receiving his order the Zen Buddhist asked the vendor where his change was ......

Said the vendor, "Ah my son, change comes from within ......."

:pound: y=P~ 8-}2
:pound: :stars:

Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:55 pm
by zoegirl
Canuckster1127 wrote:
FFC wrote:I think it is a Zen Buddist joke. y:-?
You heard about what the Zen Buddhist said to the Hotdog Vendor?

Make me one with everything ......

But many people have not heard the second part of that joke .....

After receiving his order the Zen Buddhist asked the vendor where his change was ......

Said the vendor, "Ah my son, change comes from within ......."

:pound: y=P~ 8-}2

That made me smile and chuckle, which is a good thing .... thank you :lol: :pound:

Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:06 pm
by Canuckster1127
zoegirl wrote:
Canuckster1127 wrote:
FFC wrote:I think it is a Zen Buddist joke. y:-?
You heard about what the Zen Buddhist said to the Hotdog Vendor?

Make me one with everything ......

But many people have not heard the second part of that joke .....

After receiving his order the Zen Buddhist asked the vendor where his change was ......

Said the vendor, "Ah my son, change comes from within ......."

:pound: y=P~ 8-}2
Always glad to be of service. ;) yp(%) :slol:
That made me smile and chuckle, which is a good thing .... thank you :lol: :pound:

Re: Minimalistic joke or, is it a joke?

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:15 pm
by AttentionKMartShoppers
This sounds like the mantra (or whatever word I'm looking for) that goes "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Anyways:

Man who run in front of care get tired

Man who run behind car get exhausted

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people

Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands