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Q.: Why was Julius Caesar a frustrated man?





A.: Because Cleopatra was Queen of Denial.
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Fürstentum Liechtenstein wrote:Q.: Why was Julius Caesar a frustrated man?


A.: Because Cleopatra was Queen of Denial.

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Fürstentum Liechtenstein wrote:Q.: Why was Julius Caesar a frustrated man?





A.: Because Cleopatra was Queen of Denial.

You'd have to go roman for quite some time to find a drier joke ......
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y#-o 8-}2
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