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terrible joke
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:07 am
by andyredeemed
Q. Who was the most astute financial manager in the bible?
A. Pharroh's daughter.......................
She went to the bank of the Nile and withdrew a little prophet.
Thank you, thank you.... I'm here 'till Thursday..
Re: terrible joke
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:04 am
by Canuckster1127
Very good! Hadn't heard that one yet.
Of course, now you've opened pandora's box .....
Who was the first tennis player in the Bible?
Jospeh. Joseph served in Pharoah's court .......
When was a motorcycle first mentioned in the Bible?
The sound of David's Triumph was heard throughout the land ......
When was Baseball first mentioned in the Bible?
In the big inning ............
Please tip your waiters ..... I'm here all week ......
Re: terrible joke
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:07 am
by zoegirl
Re: terrible joke
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:52 pm
by YLTYLT
And of course: The first car:
And they were all in one Accord
Re: terrible joke
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:40 pm
by andyredeemed
The shortest guy in the bible?
Well I used to think it was Nehimiah (Knee-High Miah), till I heard about Bildad the Shuhite
The first person in the bible? Chap 1
