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Country Funeral Story

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:45 am
by Cross.eyed
"As a young minister in Kentucky, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a homeless man, who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery way back in the country,and this man would be the first to be buried there. I was not familiar with the backwoods area, and I soon became lost.

Being a typical man, I did not stop to ask directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the open grave, but the hearse was nowhere in sight. The digging crew was eating lunch. I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and I stepped to the side of the open grave. There I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, as I told them that this was the proper thing to do.

The workers gathered around the grave and stood silently, as I began to pour out my heart and soul. As I preached about "looking forward to a brighter tomorrow" and "the glory that is to come," the workers began to say "Amen" "Praise the Lord," and "Glory!" The fervor of these men truly inspired me. So, I preached and I preached like I never had before, all the way from Genesis to Revelations.

I finally closed the lengthy service with a prayer, thanked the men, and walked to my car. As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I heard one of the workers say to another, "I ain't NEVER seen nothin' like that before and I've been puttin' in septic tanks for thirty years!"

Author Unknown.

Re: Country Funeral Story

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:32 am
by zoegirl
ok, just have to ask....

where did you *dig* that one up :esurprised: :esurprised:

Re: Country Funeral Story

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 7:43 pm
by Cross.eyed
zoegirl wrote:ok, just have to ask....

where did you *dig* that one up :esurprised: :esurprised:
Ha Ha-I dug it out of an advertisment flyer.

I am pretty sure this is a true story but the preacher kept his name buried-you dig? 8-}2

Re: Country Funeral Story

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 6:49 am
by Canuckster1127
:mrgreen: :clap: :pound: 8-}2 y:O2 :roll: :mrgreen:

Re: Country Funeral Story

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 5:30 pm
by zoegirl
tsk tsk, making a joke out of such a *grave* subject

:shock:

Re: Country Funeral Story

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:49 am
by Harry12345
I'm really digging these digging puns.