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Guy in the water

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 2:24 pm
by Swamper
Heard this one at church today...

A man is stranded out in the middle of the ocean. He prays for God to save him. After awhile, a log floats by. The man ignores it, thinking "God will save me." A little later, some people in a boat come by and ask the man if he needs a lift. The man says, "No, I'm fine, God will save me." Awhile after that, a helicopter flies by. They let down a rope for the man to climb on, but he says again, "No, God will save me."

Soon afterwards, the man drowns. He goes up to the Pearly Gates and meets God.

He asks, "Lord, why didn't you save me?"

God replies, "I sent you a log, a boat, and a helicopter; what more did you want?!"

Re: Guy in the water

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:54 am
by m1201
:clap: i am touched by that illustration

Re: Guy in the water

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:23 pm
by because
http://discussions.godandscience.org/po ... =4&t=33154#
He also sent his son, evidently he is short minded. wa ha ha

Re: Guy in the water

Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:02 pm
by SweetMonkeyLove
Uh oh I just posted a joke very similiar to this. Fail on my part.

Re: Guy in the water

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:03 am
by SnowDrops
The sad truth is though that this kinda stuff actually happens in real life.