The Jewish Samurai

[cslewislover]

Sorry if you've seen this before - I got it from "Godweb.org"

The Jewish Samurai: A Test of Faith
There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief
samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known
world that he was searching for a chief.

A year passed, and only three people applied for the very demanding
position: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish
samurai.

The emperor asked the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why
he should be the chief samurai. The Japanese samurai opened a
matchbox, and out popped a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword. The
bumblebee dropped dead, chopped in half.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"The emperor then issued
the same challenge to the Chinese samurai, to come in and demonstrate
why he should be chosen. The Chinese samurai also opened a matchbox and
out buzzed a fly. Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! The fly dropped dead,
chopped into four small pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"

Now the emperor turned to the Jewish samurai, and asked him to
demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Jewish Samurai
opened a matchbox, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went
Whoosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, said, "Very ambitious, but why
is that gnat not dead?"

The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said, "Circumcision is not meant
to kill."

[Zebulon]

The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said, "Circumcision is not meant
to kill."

Thanks cslewislover,
Just Loved it!

BUT !

In reality the Emperor got fooled by an overwelming Jewish conspiracy !!!

The gnat was a female !

Zebulon

[cslewislover]

Lol.

[Cross.eyed]

Thanks cslewislover, good one!