Can't Find Parking

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Can't Find Parking

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A business man is running late for an important meeting. He gets to the parking lot and is now having difficulty finding a parking spot. He traveled up and down every row but didn't find a single open spot.

Desperate, the man looked up to the heavens and said, "God, I know that I don't pray to you much, but if you can just help me find a parking spot, I swear that I will pray to you every day and I will go to church every Sunday."

Immediately after saying that, the man looked back down and before him was an open parking space.

The man looked back up to the heavens and said, "Never mind. I found one myself."
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:pound:
If you're born once, you die twice; but if you're born twice, you die once.
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Sounds like my life....
The heart cannot rejoice in what the mind rejects as false - Galileo

We learn from history that we do not learn from history - Georg Friedrich Wilhelm Hegel

Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable, if anything is excellent or praiseworthy, think about such things. -Philippians 4:8
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:roll: Ungrateful :pound: .
The first step to learning is to admit that you don't know.
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