UNFUNNIES.
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UNFUNNIES.
Post lame jokes here.
Heres a groaner: Knock knock. Who's there? Mary! Mary who? Mary christmas.
NO GOOD JOKES! Just face palm ones please.
Heres a groaner: Knock knock. Who's there? Mary! Mary who? Mary christmas.
NO GOOD JOKES! Just face palm ones please.
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
Knock Knock.Cactus wrote:Post lame jokes here.
Heres a groaner: Knock knock. Who's there? Mary! Mary who? Mary christmas.
NO GOOD JOKES! Just face palm ones please.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel ringing.
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
That is one of the worst knock-knock jokes I've ever heard.
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
knock knock
who's there
little old lady
little odl lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
who's there
little old lady
little odl lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
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OMG! They just keep getting worse!
"I believe in Christianity as I believe the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C.S. Lewis
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
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If a dog loses his tail, where does he get another one?
- At the retail store, of course!
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If a dog loses his tail, where does he get another one?
- At the retail store, of course!
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Lol. But that's funny!
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Knock knock.cslewislover wrote:That is one of the worst knock-knock jokes I've ever heard.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it isn't another banana?
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I heard that one a long time ago, and I'm glad I havne't heard again until now. Lol. It's still pretty cute and funny.
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Aw man, I still like these! I love to groan at puns
Where does a General keep his armies?
IN his sleevies of course!!
Where does a General keep his armies?
IN his sleevies of course!!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts...
Because he had no guts...
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
A guy walks into a bar, has a couple of drinks, and leaves.
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
HAHAHA lolz lmao!!!111!111!!Swamper wrote:A guy walks into a bar, has a couple of drinks, and leaves.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Doctor, doctor! I think I need glasses!"
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Harry12345 wrote:HAHAHA lolz lmao!!!111!111!!Swamper wrote:A guy walks into a bar, has a couple of drinks, and leaves.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Doctor, doctor! I think I need glasses!"
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
Knock kNOCK
Who's there
Nobody
Nobody who?
(At this point you turn and leave the area)
My son loves this one.........
Who's there
Nobody
Nobody who?
(At this point you turn and leave the area)
My son loves this one.........
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