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UNFUNNIES.
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:00 pm
by Cactus
Post lame jokes here.
Heres a groaner:
Knock knock. Who's there?
Mary! Mary who?
Mary christmas.
NO GOOD JOKES! Just face palm ones please.
Re: UNFUNNIES.
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:07 am
by Harry12345
Cactus wrote:Post lame jokes here.
Heres a groaner:
Knock knock. Who's there?
Mary! Mary who?
Mary christmas.
NO GOOD JOKES! Just face palm ones please.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel ringing.
Re: UNFUNNIES.
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:29 am
by cslewislover
That is one of the worst knock-knock jokes I've ever heard.
Re: UNFUNNIES.
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:50 am
by zoegirl
knock knock
who's there
little old lady
little odl lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Re: UNFUNNIES.
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:52 am
by cslewislover
OMG! They just keep getting worse!
Re: UNFUNNIES.
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:57 pm
by BavarianWheels
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If a dog loses his tail, where does he get another one?
- At the retail store, of course!
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Re: UNFUNNIES.
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:07 pm
by cslewislover
Lol. But that's funny!
Re: UNFUNNIES.
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:59 am
by Harry12345
cslewislover wrote:That is one of the worst knock-knock jokes I've ever heard.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it isn't another banana?
Re: UNFUNNIES.
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:21 am
by cslewislover
I heard that one a long time ago, and I'm glad I havne't heard again until now. Lol. It's still pretty cute and funny. 
Re: UNFUNNIES.
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:21 am
by zoegirl
Aw man, I still like these! I love to groan at puns
Where does a General keep his armies?
IN his sleevies of course!!
Re: UNFUNNIES.
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:29 pm
by Gman
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts...
Re: UNFUNNIES.
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:46 pm
by Swamper
A guy walks into a bar, has a couple of drinks, and leaves.
Re: UNFUNNIES.
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:19 am
by Harry12345
Swamper wrote:A guy walks into a bar, has a couple of drinks, and leaves.
HAHAHA lolz lmao!!!111!111!!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Doctor, doctor! I think I need glasses!"
Re: UNFUNNIES.
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:29 am
by cslewislover
Harry12345 wrote:Swamper wrote:A guy walks into a bar, has a couple of drinks, and leaves.
HAHAHA lolz lmao!!!111!111!!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Doctor, doctor! I think I need glasses!"
Re: UNFUNNIES.
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:19 am
by JCSx2
Knock kNOCK
Who's there
Nobody
Nobody who?
(At this point you turn and leave the area)
My son loves this one.........