Knock, knock . . .

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Knock, knock . . .

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who's there?

Thumb.

Thumb who?

Thumbodies at the door!

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So, I'm sad to say that I actually have a soft spot in my heart for knock-knock jokes. Funny or not, it's always good to have a few in the back of your mind. Do post your favs, and if you happen to hear one you like out there, come back and post it in here!

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knock, knock

who's there

little old lady

little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!!
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Best "knock-knock" joke, works everytime...
Say to someone, "I have a great joke for you. Say 'knock-knock'..."
(They say "Knock-knock")
You say "Who's there?" and stare at them, waiting for the next line...
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Petersfield.
Petersfield who?
Petersfield his pants again!

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