Old Lady Maxine Passing Gas

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DannyM
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Old Lady Maxine Passing Gas

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"I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to pass gas... The music was really,really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music...

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod."

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