God saves

[SweetMonkeyLove]

A small town prepares for flooding and the police show up at a very religous mans house and say 'lets go we have to evacuate' The man says I do not need to go anywhere, God will save me.'The flooding arrives and the man has to move into the second story of his house. The coast guard comes along, pulls a boat up to the second story window and says 'lets go we have to evacuate. Again the man answers 'God will save me' The flooding continues. The man has to move onto his roof and the military shows up with a helicopter and says 'lets go we have to evacuate' The man replies 'God will save me.' The man drowns. In Heaven the man asks God 'what happened I thought you would save me!' God replies 'I sent you a car, I sent you a boat and I sent you a helicopter, what did you want a miracle?'
Ya I know its old like mold. lol