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Atheism

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:43 pm
by GodGamesGirls
The belief that at first there was a singularity, and it suddenly decided to explode and expand causing time and space. Then it created flying chunks of space rocks which collided and created a planet earth. On this earth were cells, which evolved into monkeys, which evolved into us. That makes total sense...

Re: Atheism

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:56 pm
by Gman
GodGamesGirls wrote:The belief that at first there was a singularity, and it suddenly decided to explode and expand causing time and space. Then it created flying chunks of space rocks which collided and created a planet earth. On this earth were cells, which evolved into monkeys, which evolved into us. That makes total sense...
Yes the god of chance... I understand that the god of chance also lives in Las Vegas Casinos..

We worship you oh holy one of chance..
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Re: Atheism

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:57 pm
by DannyM
Gman wrote:
GodGamesGirls wrote:The belief that at first there was a singularity, and it suddenly decided to explode and expand causing time and space. Then it created flying chunks of space rocks which collided and created a planet earth. On this earth were cells, which evolved into monkeys, which evolved into us. That makes total sense...
Yes the god of chance... I understand that the god of chance also lives in Las Vegas Casinos..

We worship you oh holy one of chance..
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Oh yes, it's all about the luck of the dice ...

Re: Atheism

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:09 am
by Enginseer
GodGamesGirls wrote:The belief that at first there was a singularity, and it suddenly decided to explode and expand causing time and space. Then it created flying chunks of space rocks which collided and created a planet earth. On this earth were cells, which evolved into monkeys, which evolved into us. That makes total sense...
How the heck is this funny? a singularity cannot make a decision! personifying inanimate, [or non-existant] things is a comedic method, although I don't think you did it intentionally. This is a simplified version of what I think many scientists believe today.

it's like an atheist saying "The belief that there was nothing, then god said let there be light, then created humans . . makes total sense!" see still not funny to even atheists.

Scientist vs God was funny, this is just silly.

Re: Atheism

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:11 am
by A Y323
Enginseer wrote:How the heck is this funny? a singularity cannot make a decision! personifying inanimate, [or non-existant] things is a comedic method
That's the point... Learn sarcasm?

Re: Atheism

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:28 am
by Enginseer
A Y323 wrote:
Enginseer wrote:How the heck is this funny? a singularity cannot make a decision! personifying inanimate, [or non-existant] things is a comedic method
That's the point... Learn sarcasm?
Firstly I see no trace of sarcasm in the original post. Secondly, I doubt the personification was intentional, if I was to laugh I would only be laughing at the statement, not with it. However, that is simply my opinion.

Re: Atheism

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:50 am
by A Y323
GodGamesGirls wrote:The belief that at first there was a singularity, and it suddenly decided to explode and expand causing time and space. Then it created flying chunks of space rocks which collided and created a planet earth. On this earth were cells, which evolved into monkeys, which evolved into us. That makes total sense...
That is the statement showing sarcasm. And I think the personification was intentional because chance is practically atheists' god, they give it so much power.

Anyway, body language and voice tone is like 80% of communication, which is completely lost with just text on a message board. So there are bound to be misunderstandings.

Re: Atheism

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 9:30 am
by Cactus
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Fred wants pictures. lets thread some in