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Arrested!
Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:16 am
by RickD
Last week I was traveling across the pond, and arrived at Heathrow Airport. While going through the screening checkpoint, I was approached by British secret Service, and then arrested for smuggling toothpaste into England!
Re: Arrested!
Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:59 pm
by Gabrielman

Your Kidding right?

Why would they arrest you for that!! LOL seems like they would have better things to do!!!!
Re: Arrested!
Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:17 pm
by cslewislover
Lol. It's referring to British having bad teeth, I think. I mean, some stereotype. I never heard about it till I came to the board, actually, so I don't know where they make those jokes!
Re: Arrested!
Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:48 pm
by BavarianWheels
cslewislover wrote:Lol. It's referring to British having bad teeth, I think. I mean, some stereotype. I never heard about it till I came to the board, actually, so I don't know where they make those jokes!
It's the reason Austin Powers has bad teeth. The stereotype has a long history.
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Re: Arrested!
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:53 pm
by kmr
Haha, yeah, I once had to go through a pat down because I forgot to check a pocket-sized bottle of sunscreen...

Re: Arrested!
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:04 am
by Silvertusk
Well speaking as a Brit - my teeth are perfect.

Re: Arrested!
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:53 am
by DannyM
RickD wrote:Last week I was traveling across the pond, and arrived at Heathrow Airport. While going through the screening checkpoint, I was approached by British secret Service, and then arrested for smuggling toothpaste into England!
This is a scandalous stereotype! I might as well say that I was arrested at JFK for being below 21 stone!

Re: Arrested!
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:55 am
by DannyM
kmr wrote:Haha, yeah, I once had to go through a pat down because I forgot to check a pocket-sized bottle of sunscreen...

Now THAT'S nearer the mark!

Re: Arrested!
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:09 pm
by RickD
DannyM wrote:RickD wrote:Last week I was traveling across the pond, and arrived at Heathrow Airport. While going through the screening checkpoint, I was approached by British secret Service, and then arrested for smuggling toothpaste into England!
This is a scandalous stereotype! I might as well say that I was arrested at JFK for being below 21 stone!

Sorry Danny. You lost me on this one!?!?!?!? I don't get it.
Re: Arrested!
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 3:05 am
by DannyM
RickD wrote:DannyM wrote:RickD wrote:Last week I was traveling across the pond, and arrived at Heathrow Airport. While going through the screening checkpoint, I was approached by British secret Service, and then arrested for smuggling toothpaste into England!
This is a scandalous stereotype! I might as well say that I was arrested at JFK for being below 21 stone!

Sorry Danny. You lost me on this one!?!?!?!? I don't get it.

I was just repeating another outrageous and unfounded stereotype, Rick: that all Americans are fat. I'm not watering down the joke; my post was in mock outrage; and I thought I'd just sling in another.

Re: Arrested!
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:08 am
by RickD
DannyM wrote:RickD wrote:DannyM wrote:RickD wrote:Last week I was traveling across the pond, and arrived at Heathrow Airport. While going through the screening checkpoint, I was approached by British secret Service, and then arrested for smuggling toothpaste into England!
This is a scandalous stereotype! I might as well say that I was arrested at JFK for being below 21 stone!

Sorry Danny. You lost me on this one!?!?!?!? I don't get it.

I was just repeating another outrageous and unfounded stereotype, Rick: that all Americans are fat. I'm not watering down the joke; my post was in mock outrage; and I thought I'd just sling in another.

Ok, I get it now. I was unaware of that stereotype. Is there any truth to the stereotype that all British men are effeminate?
Re: Arrested!
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:39 am
by DannyM
RickD wrote:DannyM wrote:RickD wrote:DannyM wrote:RickD wrote:Last week I was traveling across the pond, and arrived at Heathrow Airport. While going through the screening checkpoint, I was approached by British secret Service, and then arrested for smuggling toothpaste into England!
This is a scandalous stereotype! I might as well say that I was arrested at JFK for being below 21 stone!

Sorry Danny. You lost me on this one!?!?!?!? I don't get it.

I was just repeating another outrageous and unfounded stereotype, Rick: that all Americans are fat. I'm not watering down the joke; my post was in mock outrage; and I thought I'd just sling in another.

Ok, I get it now. I was unaware of that stereotype. Is there any truth to the stereotype that all British men are effeminate?
Absolutely none!

Not where I come from anyway.
Re: Arrested!
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:53 am
by zoegirl
Love stuff British ...
Re: Arrested!
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:18 pm
by DannyM
zoegirl wrote:Love stuff British ...
And as you know, Zoe, I'm a big friend of America... a true
USphile.