Two men are walking through a field out in the country. Suddenly one of them falls to the floor, and doesn't move.
The other man panics and phones emergency services on his cell phone.
"Help!" he says. "My friend's dropped to the floor, and he's not moving!"
"Okay," says the operator. "First of all, you have to make sure he's actually dead."
"Okay." says the man. A few seconds later, the operator hears a gunshot - BANG! - and then:
"Okay, he's definitely dead. What do I do now?!"
Two men walking through a field
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Two men walking through a field
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Re: Two men walking through a field
Hahahaha Good one 'Aitch!!Harry12345 wrote:Two men are walking through a field out in the country. Suddenly one of them falls to the floor, and doesn't move.
The other man panics and phones emergency services on his cell phone.
"Help!" he says. "My friend's dropped to the floor, and he's not moving!"
"Okay," says the operator. "First of all, you have to make sure he's actually dead."
"Okay." says the man. A few seconds later, the operator hears a gunshot - BANG! - and then:
"Okay, he's definitely dead. What do I do now?!"
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