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obama humor. or obama humour for British lads
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:23 pm
by RickD
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:04 am
by Kristoffer
I do not get what is funny. Anyway what is wrong with a nationalized health system, it works for england, it works for sweden...whats the big idea? if you do not want to be served by that you can always get help elsewhere. I guess you like the idea that in some places in America you can be left to die if you are poor.(this is what I here about your travesty of a health care system)
Anyway 4/10 (some was funniys!)
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Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:04 am
by RickD
Kristoffer wrote:I do not get what is funny. Anyway what is wrong with a nationalized health system, it works for england, it works for sweden...whats the big idea? if you do not want to be served by that you can always get help elsewhere. I guess you like the idea that in some places in America you can be left to die if you are poor.(this is what I here about your travesty of a health care system)
Anyway 4/10 (some was funniys!)
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
I don't know about England, and Sweden, but whenever the govt. takes control of anything here, it falls apart.
Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:52 am
by Gabrielman
RickD wrote:Kristoffer wrote:I do not get what is funny. Anyway what is wrong with a nationalized health system, it works for england, it works for sweden...whats the big idea? if you do not want to be served by that you can always get help elsewhere. I guess you like the idea that in some places in America you can be left to die if you are poor.(this is what I here about your travesty of a health care system)
Anyway 4/10 (some was funniys!)
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
I don't know about England, and Sweden, but whenever the govt. takes control of anything here, it falls apart.
Sad yet true.... we are so doomed!!!
RickD wrote:The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
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Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:27 am
by Telstra Robs
You should have more faith in your government. Remember who put him there Romans 13:1-3.
Btw, add Australia to that list, Medicare's been working for a while now.
Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:44 am
by RickD
Telstra Robs wrote:You should have more faith in your government. Remember who put him there Romans 13:1-3.
Btw, add Australia to that list, Medicare's been working for a while now.
sorry telstra, I try to reserve my faith for a perfect God, not imperfect people.
Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:26 pm
by JordanRHughes
Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:44 pm
by BavarianWheels
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Best news.
[Updated at 11:05 a.m.:
Obama left Los Angeles in Air Force One about 9 a.m. Tuesday.]
~L.A. Times
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... ation.html
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Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:04 pm
by sinnerbybirth
O Great. That means he's headed to one of the other 56 states.
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