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obama humor. or obama humour for British lads

Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:23 pm
by RickD
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:04 am
by Kristoffer
I do not get what is funny. Anyway what is wrong with a nationalized health system, it works for england, it works for sweden...whats the big idea? if you do not want to be served by that you can always get help elsewhere. I guess you like the idea that in some places in America you can be left to die if you are poor.(this is what I here about your travesty of a health care system)

Anyway 4/10 (some was funniys!) :lol:

Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:04 am
by RickD
Kristoffer wrote:I do not get what is funny. Anyway what is wrong with a nationalized health system, it works for england, it works for sweden...whats the big idea? if you do not want to be served by that you can always get help elsewhere. I guess you like the idea that in some places in America you can be left to die if you are poor.(this is what I here about your travesty of a health care system)

Anyway 4/10 (some was funniys!) :lol:
I don't know about England, and Sweden, but whenever the govt. takes control of anything here, it falls apart.

Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:52 am
by Gabrielman
RickD wrote:
Kristoffer wrote:I do not get what is funny. Anyway what is wrong with a nationalized health system, it works for england, it works for sweden...whats the big idea? if you do not want to be served by that you can always get help elsewhere. I guess you like the idea that in some places in America you can be left to die if you are poor.(this is what I here about your travesty of a health care system)

Anyway 4/10 (some was funniys!) :lol:
I don't know about England, and Sweden, but whenever the govt. takes control of anything here, it falls apart.
Sad yet true.... we are so doomed!!!
RickD wrote:
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
:pound:

Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:27 am
by Telstra Robs
You should have more faith in your government. Remember who put him there Romans 13:1-3.

Btw, add Australia to that list, Medicare's been working for a while now.

Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:44 am
by RickD
Telstra Robs wrote:You should have more faith in your government. Remember who put him there Romans 13:1-3.

Btw, add Australia to that list, Medicare's been working for a while now.
sorry telstra, I try to reserve my faith for a perfect God, not imperfect people.

Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:26 pm
by JordanRHughes
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Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:44 pm
by BavarianWheels
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Best news.

[Updated at 11:05 a.m.: Obama left Los Angeles in Air Force One about 9 a.m. Tuesday.]

~L.A. Times

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... ation.html
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Re: obama humor. or obama humour for British lads

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:04 pm
by sinnerbybirth
O Great. That means he's headed to one of the other 56 states. :lol: