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Squirrels
Squirrels had overrun three churches in town. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there. Who were they to interfere with God’s will? they reasoned. Soon, the squirrels multiplied.
The elders of the second church, deciding that they could not harm any of God’s creatures, humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
It was only the third church that succeeded in keeping the pests away. The elders baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
The elders of the second church, deciding that they could not harm any of God’s creatures, humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
It was only the third church that succeeded in keeping the pests away. The elders baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
Acts 17:24-25 (NIV)
"The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. [25] And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."
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"The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. [25] And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."
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"And we take captive every thought to make it obedient to Jesus Christ"
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Nice!!!!
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"I believe in Christianity as I believe the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C.S. Lewis
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Love the joke! But I can't help but think of the ray stevens song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdGsLKrkWtI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdGsLKrkWtI
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sinnerbybirth wrote:Love the joke! But I can't help but think of the ray stevens song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdGsLKrkWtI
Goodbye Squirrel
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You are feeding Gab's squirrel fetish.sinnerbybirth wrote:Love the joke! But I can't help but think of the ray stevens song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdGsLKrkWtI
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Yeah!!!!!!! We need a squirrel emoticon!!!!cslewislover wrote:You are feeding Gab's squirrel fetish.sinnerbybirth wrote:Love the joke! But I can't help but think of the ray stevens song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdGsLKrkWtI
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cslewislover wrote:You are feeding Gab's squirrel fetish.sinnerbybirth wrote:Love the joke! But I can't help but think of the ray stevens song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdGsLKrkWtI
I have a scrat toy from the movie Ice age I got from BK, I won't let anyone touch! He sits on my bookshelf. I can sympithize with Gab's fetish!
I love squirrels........dead ones!
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Stop it! LOL I can't breath!!!!! LOL This has been one good day so far for a Friday the 13!!!! I think I have laughed more than ever!sinnerbybirth wrote:cslewislover wrote:You are feeding Gab's squirrel fetish.sinnerbybirth wrote:Love the joke! But I can't help but think of the ray stevens song.
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdGsLKrkWtI
I have a scrat toy from the movie Ice age I got from BK, I won't let anyone touch! He sits on my bookshelf. I can sympithize with Gab's fetish!
I love squirrels........dead ones!
Dead ones that are poised to take out home intruders are very helpful!
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So do you like to hunt squirrel and hang their hides up, like clothes drying on a line? Can you imagine that in a trailer park - a line between two trailers with squirrel hides all hanging in a row? I HAVE fantasized before about designing a redneck play set . . . Um, I'm not implying anything about you. LOL. Ha ha ha, just have a strange sense of humor . . . I posted this before, but I still think it's pretty funny:sinnerbybirth wrote:cslewislover wrote:You are feeding Gab's squirrel fetish.sinnerbybirth wrote:Love the joke! But I can't help but think of the ray stevens song.
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdGsLKrkWtI
I have a scrat toy from the movie Ice age I got from BK, I won't let anyone touch! He sits on my bookshelf. I can sympithize with Gab's fetish!
I love squirrels........dead ones!
"I believe in Christianity as I believe the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C.S. Lewis
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There's a little more to the story of my fetish. My building was infested with squirrels. I found that they love chewing on electrical wires. Not good for a paint store filled with flammables. So I trapped em, released em, and they still came back, almost mad at me I tell ya.cslewislover wrote:So do you like to hunt squirrel and hang their hides up, like clothes drying on a line? Can you imagine that in a trailer park - a line between two trailers with squirrel hides all hanging in a row? I HAVE fantasized before about designing a redneck play set . . . Um, I'm not implying anything about you. LOL. Ha ha ha, just have a strange sense of humor . . . I posted this before, but I still think it's pretty funny:sinnerbybirth wrote:cslewislover wrote:You are feeding Gab's squirrel fetish.sinnerbybirth wrote:Love the joke! But I can't help but think of the ray stevens song.
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdGsLKrkWtI
I have a scrat toy from the movie Ice age I got from BK, I won't let anyone touch! He sits on my bookshelf. I can sympithize with Gab's fetish!
I love squirrels........dead ones!
I did everything I could do to convince them furry tailed rats, I was the landlord! They didn't care. So I had to take drastic measures and, well........dispose of them. I managed to get Four of them and my employee got three. That is why Scrat sits on the bookshelf.
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Lol. BAAAAD squirrels!! I love bunnies and would like to have a potty-trained one in the apartment here (they can be trained, supposedly, to always go in a litter box), but, there's that same problem. They love to chew! I had a bunny in the past who was in the house for a while, and it chewed through one of Zak's controller wires. Lol.sinnerbybirth wrote: There's a little more to the story of my fetish. My building was infested with squirrels. I found that they love chewing on electrical wires. Not good for a paint store filled with flammables. So I trapped em, released em, and they still came back, almost mad at me I tell ya.
I did everything I could do to convince them furry tailed rats, I was the landlord! They didn't care. So I had to take drastic measures and, well........dispose of them. I managed to get Four of them and my employee got three. That is why Scrat sits on the bookshelf.
"I believe in Christianity as I believe the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C.S. Lewis
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I know they can be a menace but I have a great respect for their mischief and intelligence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Eb1Nt6WIE
For an example of their ability to remember and learn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUDOTefo ... re=related
I gotta say I am impressed by these little guys...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TamMqvk4Bb8&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Eb1Nt6WIE
For an example of their ability to remember and learn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUDOTefo ... re=related
I gotta say I am impressed by these little guys...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TamMqvk4Bb8&NR=1
"And we take captive every thought to make it obedient to Jesus Christ"
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Hey Zoe, they are smart little critters I give um that much. I was surfing for funny squirrel videos and found this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv5RICL4gIs
I bet he dosen't take the bait again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv5RICL4gIs
I bet he dosen't take the bait again.