Joke about the "End" of the World
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ultimate777
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Joke about the "End" of the World
Two guys were having an argument. One said " The World does not go by your rules." The other said "Yeah? Well maybe the World needs a massive overdose of castor oil."
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RickD
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Re: Joke about the "End" of the World
ultimate777 wrote:Two guys were having an argument. One said " The World does not go by your rules." The other said "Yeah? Well maybe the World needs a massive overdose of castor oil."
Oh, wait. I don't get it????
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Danieltwotwenty
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Re: Joke about the "End" of the World
neither do i 
1Tim1:15-17
Here is a trustworthy saying that deserves full acceptance: Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners of whom I am the worst. But for that very reason I was shown mercy so that in me, the worst of sinners, Christ Jesus might display his immense patience as an example for those who would believe in him and receive eternal life. Now to the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only God, be honor and glory for ever and ever.Amen.
Here is a trustworthy saying that deserves full acceptance: Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners of whom I am the worst. But for that very reason I was shown mercy so that in me, the worst of sinners, Christ Jesus might display his immense patience as an example for those who would believe in him and receive eternal life. Now to the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only God, be honor and glory for ever and ever.Amen.
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B. W.
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Re: Joke about the "End" of the World
For those not old enough to remember caster oil...
What is the bottom line effect of castor oil on the human body?
Everybody lives by the same rules in that case!
Good Joke...
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What is the bottom line effect of castor oil on the human body?
Everybody lives by the same rules in that case!
Good Joke...
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Old Polish Proverb:
Not my Circus....not my monkeys