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Rabbi's Son

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:18 am
by August
A Jewish man goes to talk to his Rabbi. The Rabbi sees he’s in an agitated state, and asks what’s wrong.

The man says,”It’s my son, Rabbi. He wants to marry a Christian woman.”

The Rabbi said, “YOUR son!? YOUR son!? Let me tell you about MY son! He not only married a Christian woman, but he did it in the church, AND he converted to Christianity. That’s what my son did! And ME, a Rabbi!”

“That’s horrible,” said the man. “What did you do?”

“I talked to God about it, of course,” answered the Rabbi.

“And what did God say?” asked the man.

The Rabbi replied, “Well, God said to me, ‘YOUR son!? YOUR son!?’”

Re: Rabbi's Son

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:19 am
by RickD
August, I think that joke needs to be heard, to get its full effect. It's not as effective, when read.
I read it to myself, with proper emphasis on "YOUR". It's funny.

Re: Rabbi's Son

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:33 am
by DannyM
:lol:

Hey, Mr. Picky? The emphasis was fine! :lol: