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A Joke
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:00 am
by DannyM
A son asked his mother the following question:
"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies: "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.
“Dad, why are wedding dresses white?”
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
“Son, all household appliances come in white.”
Re: A Joke
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:04 am
by Byblos
DannyM wrote:A son asked his mother the following question:
"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies: "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.
“Dad, why are wedding dresses white?”
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
“Son, all household appliances come in white.”
Oh that's bad Danny. If I tell this joke to my wife I will be banished to the couch for the foreseeable future ('til death do us part that is).
Re: A Joke
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:06 am
by DannyM
Byblos wrote:DannyM wrote:A son asked his mother the following question:
"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies: "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.
“Dad, why are wedding dresses white?”
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
“Son, all household appliances come in white.”
Oh that's bad Danny. If I tell this joke to my wife I will be banished to the couch for the foreseeable future ('til death do us part that is).
Then we'll keep it between us, Bro
Re: A Joke
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:16 am
by Reactionary
I guess that part II of the joke is when son asks his father why grooms wear black...
Re: A Joke
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:36 pm
by RickD
DannyM wrote:A son asked his mother the following question:
"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies: "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.
“Dad, why are wedding dresses white?”
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
“Son, all household appliances come in white.”
Ouch! That could get me in a world of trouble, Danny!
Re: A Joke
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 3:20 pm
by DannyM
RickD wrote:Ouch! That could get me in a world of trouble, Danny!
Ah well, we know who wears the trousers in your castle, Brother Rick
Re: A Joke
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:09 pm
by StMonicaGuideMe
LOL! I found this to be absolutely hilarious and I'm a woman XD
Re: A Joke
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:40 am
by DannyM
StMonicaGuideMe wrote:LOL! I found this to be absolutely hilarious and I'm a woman XD
Don't be in shock, Monica, it means you have a sense of humour
Re: A Joke
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:06 pm
by StMonicaGuideMe
DannyM wrote:StMonicaGuideMe wrote:LOL! I found this to be absolutely hilarious and I'm a woman XD
Don't be in shock, Monica, it means you have a sense of humour
Indeed