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A Message to those who are Single and Impatient
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:20 pm
by Canuckster1127
To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: " Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz." While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Punk-az, Scrub-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, , Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz....
Re: A Message to those who are Single and Impatient
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:32 pm
by RickD
Canuckster1127 wrote:To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: " Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz." While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Punk-az, Scrub-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, , Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz....
Good one, Bart! That one's a lot better than those lame hockey jokes.
Re: A Message to those who are Single and Impatient
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:10 am
by Rob
Hahaha! Bravo, sir!