Evidence for God from Science

· A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."


Emo Philips

When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, the Lord doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me. ... and I got it!


Emo Philips

So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.


Emo Philips

Your killing me Rick

RickD wrote:So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.


Emo Philips

Rick, oh man, your jokes are actually deterring the immense terror I feel every time I see your clown avatar--- O.o ....wait...no..re-read the joke..RE-READ THE JOKE! O.O

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this is bound to be a viscous cycle...

I knew these Siamese twins. They moved to England, so the other one could drive.




Steven Wright

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He laid awake nights wondering if there really is a dog.

RickD wrote:Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He laid awake nights wondering if there really is a dog.

ROFL!!!!! OH! HILARIOUS