Evidence for God from Science

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?

Or the dsylexic Pirate who had a carrot on his shoulder.....

I'd like to call you. What's your number?
- It's in the phone book.

- But I don't know your name.
- That's in the phone book too

I love that pick up line

Silvertusk wrote:Or the dsylexic Pirate who had a carrot on his shoulder.....

Boo! Dyslexics mix up the correct letters. They don't misspell words, by changing letters that aren't in the words.

Last night I went to a restaurant called Bulimia's...The line for the bathroom was incredible!

Steven Wright

I'm part of the Jehovah witness protection program...I have to go door to door, pretending I'm somebody else.



Steven Wright

A Police officer knocked on my door, and said "your dog was chasing somebody on a bike"

I replied "That cannot be; my dog doesn't even own a bike!"
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B. W. wrote:A Police officer knocked on my door, and said "your dog was chasing somebody on a bike"

I replied "That cannot be; my dog doesn't even own a bike!"
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I lol'd

That's a variation of one of my favorite bits from the old Pink Panther movies with Peter Sellers.

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RickD wrote:Did you hear the one about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?

Been laughing at this for...oh...over a minute now. I think it's time for bed. Good one Rick, good one.

StMonicaGuideMe wrote:

RickD wrote:Did you hear the one about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?

Been laughing at this for...oh...over a minute now. I think it's time for bed. Good one Rick, good one.

Remember, St.Monica, if you have trouble falling asleep, you can always count klowns.

Count or run away screaming from them? I guess that'd be another way to tucker my out LOL!