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Athiest's silly picture
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:50 am
by domokunrox
This picture I found on facebook invoked a great deal of laughter. Poorly reasoned piece of work.
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 5868_n.jpg
I got a particularly good laugh when the universe "suggests" that I began cultivating relationships and "improving conditions" for newcomers.
What obligations do I have for that? The mind boggles, friends.
Re: Athiest's silly picture
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:48 am
by Silvertusk
Re: Athiest's silly picture
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:21 am
by bippy123
Beautiful Silvertusk, that made my morning
Re: Athiest's silly picture
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:21 am
by bippy123
domokunrox wrote:This picture I found on facebook invoked a great deal of laughter. Poorly reasoned piece of work.
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 5868_n.jpg
I got a particularly good laugh when the universe "suggests" that I began cultivating relationships and "improving conditions" for newcomers.
What obligations do I have for that? The mind boggles, friends.
The ending should have said, have fun blinking into non existence lol
Re: Athiest's silly picture
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:05 am
by coldblood
domokunrox wrote:
This picture I found on facebook invoked a great deal of laughter. Poorly reasoned piece of work.
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 5868_n.jpg
I got a particularly good laugh when the universe "suggests" that I began cultivating relationships and "improving conditions" for newcomers.
What obligations do I have for that? The mind boggles, friends.
They lost me at “Dear Life Form.” (sic)
Re: Athiest's silly picture
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:21 am
by RickD
coldblood wrote:domokunrox wrote:
This picture I found on facebook invoked a great deal of laughter. Poorly reasoned piece of work.
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 5868_n.jpg
I got a particularly good laugh when the universe "suggests" that I began cultivating relationships and "improving conditions" for newcomers.
What obligations do I have for that? The mind boggles, friends.
They lost me at “Dear Life Form.” (sic)
Coldblood, as I'm a sheriff, and lifelong member of the grammar police, I'm swearing out a warrant for your arrest. A simple google search for "lifeform", would have shown you that the correct term is,
"life form", with the space between the two words.
Re: Athiest's silly picture
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:52 am
by RickD
domokunrox wrote:This picture I found on facebook invoked a great deal of laughter. Poorly reasoned piece of work.
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 5868_n.jpg
I got a particularly good laugh when the universe "suggests" that I began cultivating relationships and "improving conditions" for newcomers.
What obligations do I have for that? The mind boggles, friends.
Dom, this looks like an official letter. Have you authenticated the letter. The ramifications for all of us are life-changing, if this is an authentic letter, from the actual universe. It would prove that the universe is eternal, not God. Please tell me that this is a fake letter. My faith may have been damaged beyond what I can bear.
Re: Athiest's silly picture
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:55 am
by Byblos
RickD wrote:domokunrox wrote:This picture I found on facebook invoked a great deal of laughter. Poorly reasoned piece of work.
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 5868_n.jpg
I got a particularly good laugh when the universe "suggests" that I began cultivating relationships and "improving conditions" for newcomers.
What obligations do I have for that? The mind boggles, friends.
Dom, this looks like an official letter. Have you authenticated the letter. The ramifications for all of us are life-changing, if this is an authentic letter, from the actual universe. It would prove that the universe is eternal, not God. Please tell me that this is a fake letter. My faith may have been damaged beyond what I can bear.
It's far worse than you think. It implies the universe is intelligent enough to formulate such a letter to begin with.
Re: Athiest's silly picture
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:56 am
by coldblood
RickD
OK, sheriff, I’m busted. Still, it seems like a hyphen might’ve helped; or “Form of Life” might make better sense, however awkward that would be.
Must I go to jail or will you accept my plea for probation?
Re: Athiest's silly picture
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:01 am
by RickD
Byblos wrote:
It's far worse than you think. It implies the universe is intelligent enough to formulate such a letter to begin with
Wow, that's deep! This throws a huge "monkey wrench" into my whole theology. So, with this belief, the universe wasn't created by a transcendent, intelligent being. The universe itself, is the intelligent being. Looks like pantheism may be true after all. Reincarnation ftw!!!!
Re: Athiest's silly picture
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:06 am
by Canuckster1127
In the immortal words of Douglas Adams, "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
Re: Athiest's silly picture
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:08 am
by RickD
coldblood wrote:RickD
OK, sheriff, I’m busted. Still, it seems like a hyphen might’ve helped; or “Form of Life” might make better sense, however awkward that would be.
Must I go to jail or will you accept my plea for probation?
Coldblood, since the nature of your "crime" is so grievous, I sentence you to solitary confinement, while listening to a continuous loop of Jason Lisle videos.
Re: Athiest's silly picture
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:57 am
by RickD
Canuckster1127 wrote:In the immortal words of Douglas Adams, "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
In the immortal words of Steven Wright, "My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."
Re: Athiest's silly picture
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:13 pm
by Byblos
RickD wrote:Canuckster1127 wrote:In the immortal words of Douglas Adams, "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
In the immortal words of Steven Wright, "My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."
Love Steven Wright. One of my favorite jokes (can I you even call them jokes? I don't know), he lives on a one way dead end street.
Re: Athiest's silly picture
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:44 pm
by bippy123
Byblos wrote:RickD wrote:domokunrox wrote:This picture I found on facebook invoked a great deal of laughter. Poorly reasoned piece of work.
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 5868_n.jpg
I got a particularly good laugh when the universe "suggests" that I began cultivating relationships and "improving conditions" for newcomers.
What obligations do I have for that? The mind boggles, friends.
Dom, this looks like an official letter. Have you authenticated the letter. The ramifications for all of us are life-changing, if this is an authentic letter, from the actual universe. It would prove that the universe is eternal, not God. Please tell me that this is a fake letter. My faith may have been damaged beyond what I can bear.
It's far worse than you think. It implies the universe is intelligent enough to formulate such a letter to begin with.
Good point Byblos hehe.where did that information come from? Oh yea blind chance acting on dumb matter lol
