Jumping off the bridge
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:56 pm
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a beautiful girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop.
The leader, a big burly dude, gets off his bike and says, "What do you think you're doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either,so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss - one to make a hooker blush.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"Well...my parents don't like it when I dress up like a girl....."
The leader, a big burly dude, gets off his bike and says, "What do you think you're doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either,so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss - one to make a hooker blush.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"Well...my parents don't like it when I dress up like a girl....."